Happy Halloween everyone!
This smoothie will give you the energy to defeat all evil spirits wandering about the place tonight and will make you invincible.
Warning: do not make this if you are allergic to beetle juice.
The ingredients I used are biological and perfect for bio-exorcists who want some extra energy to carry on removing obnoxious new owners from haunted houses.
For this recipe, you will need:
a handful of bloodberries
a rotten banana
a scoop of pulverised red beetles
a dash of juice from freshly crushed beetles
a few juicy spiders
200 ml unicorn blood
You can find bloodberries in the Forbidden Forest, but if you don't live nearby, try your local flea market, where you can also get fleas.
Careful with the beetles: you need to crush them very well, so that you can get as much red juice as possible.
Whizz the bloodberries, the rotten banana and the unicorn blood together in a blender until smooth and then add the beetle powder for another whizz. Stir in the red beetle juice, then pour into 2 glasses. I made 2 glasses, one for me and one for... ehm, whoever has been watching me under their invisibility cloak (seriously, stop it, it's spooky).
Scoop the pulp of crushed spiders and fleas into each one, and swirl before serving.
Don't worry if you can still see little spider legs in your glass, as long as you blitzed until smooth. Besides, they add the final touch of spookiness. In the photo, two of my spiders had the chance to get away, but... Oh, well, they also make a yummy fast snack with their crunchiness (damn, they are fast indeed).
Enjoy and feel its energy pumping up your blood!